head up my ass

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you

Today I have my head up my ass about chris

by radical female May 21, 2014

Ass Salutation

When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman

Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!

by swerty gert February 11, 2019

Grass that will put you on your ass

A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit

Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.

by Cpuff the whiter June 2, 2019

Make an ass of himself

behave in a way that makes one look foolish or stupid.

"he is stewed and about to make an ass of himself"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

bitch ass hoe

keshav. u know who u r.

wow, keshav is such a bitch ass hoe

by trees… February 12, 2022

Garbage Ass Trashbagger

An adjective typically used to describe someone who is both inept and useless at video games or any form of competition in such a way that it causes severe anger to those involved with said described person.

(The Garbage Ass Trashbagger gets bodied within 5 seconds)

Steve: This guy sucks at this game
James: Did he really lose that quick?! This guy is a straight up Garbage Ass Trashbagger

by The Icon September 7, 2018

shitty ass gif

Average Gif On Giphy

Dad : *Send Gifs*
Mom : this is a shitty ass gif. im demand a divorce

by Naufalicious December 5, 2024