Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.

I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.

by Moose45 March 28, 2019

Get shit on

It when you lose at any battle royal game

I totally yelled Get shit on to this kid in fortnite

by Gowlingdowng July 18, 2021

shit generator

Your ass

Yo I just took a dump with the shit generator

by Did you expect a name March 2, 2021

Getting your shit tossed

1. Getting your hair done
2. Getting fucked

1. “Can you come over tomorrow or are you getting your shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”

by Amos: wtf.t July 13, 2018

Shit

Means poo or can be that was such a shit day it’s mostly used to describe how you feel

Hey bro I need to take a shit

Or
That day was the most shittest of shit days

by justtosmart March 15, 2020

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

Shit Chat

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

by iokua84 March 8, 2017