Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.

'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'

by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012

zombie froth

The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.

You need to wipe grandma's chin. Ever since her stroke it stays covered in zombie froth.

by resrexmun July 2, 2012

zombigranate

The gray or muddy brown pomegranate seeds in a pomegranate fruit that has spoiled or begun to spoil.

I waited too long to eat my pomegranate and when I cut it open it was full of zombigranates.

by oLLiE boombayay February 12, 2013

zombie compromise

an agreement with which one participant does not care about the outcome, or is relenting to avoid an argument.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.

1. Going along for the ride.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.

3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.

by Jubilee Dunbar March 24, 2013

zombie love

Extremely slow coitus.

I met an Italian man, and we made zombie love in this truck.

by the corpser in the rye December 4, 2013

zombie headturn

that awkward moment when you see a cannibal eating someone alive, then they see you and turn their head with blood on their mouth right above the dead body, similar to the first zombie in resident evil. After this happens, they attempt to eat you too.

Johnny got high on bath salts again, a saw him killing and eating Eric, he then gave me the zombie headturn and went after me too.

by dashketchum December 28, 2013

Zombie Skeleton

A woman who wears to much makeup, smells, and starves herself to the point that you can see her ribs.

Do you see her? She looks like a zombie skeleton.

by Brow20k January 26, 2014