wicked willy

A slang term used to define the act of inserting one's penis into another person's ear and proceeding to ejaculate therein.

Ted and Bob were goofing around. Ted gave Bob a Wet Willy (An act where one licks his or her finger and proceeds to stick the wet finger into another person's ear.) Not wanting to be outdone by his comrade, Bob gave Ted a Wet Willy. As you might imagine, Ted did not appreciate the Wicked Willy and resolved not to goof around with Bob anymore.

by mrmoshebee October 6, 2013

eastside willy

A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.

Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?

Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....

by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014

spicy willy

When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and then stick it in someone's ear. Muahahaha

"Did you just give me a spicy willy?!"

by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014

whisky willy

A rock on the sea shore looking like a penis

Look there is a whisky willy

by Drewxxx February 26, 2015

stiff willy

A wet willy with your wanker.

"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"

by AndBoomGoestheDynamite March 30, 2016

White Willy Wasted

When a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete tit of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people's drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry ass.

That lad was white Willy wasted

by misleading October 15, 2016

Chilly Willy

When a partner does not know what a blow job is, so they literally blow on your penis, hence making your penis "chilly"

"man Mildred had no clue how to give head, so she gave me a chilly willy"

by Analtickler September 5, 2016