The Bob and Tom Show

America's number one rated morning radio show

The Bob and Tom Show is the funniest thing on the radio and Kristi Lee even makes the news entertaining.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010

Tom Marvolo Riddle

I am Lord Voldemort.

Harry: You. You're the Heir of Slytherin. You're Voldemort.

Tom Marvolo Riddle: Surely you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name? No. I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!

Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!

Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!

by HPmaniac December 28, 2010

Tom Kha Poop

Rubbing coconut oil around your anus before farting, which produces the scent of thai soup.

Ive just Tom Kha Pooped

by Benny 500 February 10, 2020

Back Seat Tom

Masturbating in the back seat of a car, with your parents driving.

So i was driving down the road and i looked back and saw Tom Lewis back seat tomming

by Fike Moster January 10, 2009

Tom Brady that shit

When you hurl a grenade across the map in hopes for a random kill. Most often used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

Dude I fucking Tom Brady that shit and got two kills.

by UpstageTim January 22, 2010

Tom n' Carol

The act of a woman sodomizing a man with a strap-on, and upon extracting the prosthetic penis, she proceeds to repeatedly strike him in the face with the poopy dildo while verbally abusing him.

Roommate 1: "Did you have a good night last night?"

Roommate 2: "Frick, I blacked out and totally got Tom n' Caroled!"

Roomate 1: "Oh, Canada. That sucks."

by Carol Al. April 27, 2009

tom petty and the heartbreakers

A great band, great songs

tom petty and the heartbreakers are the greatest band.

by king sam the great October 19, 2005