Luke

Absolute fucking cave man looks like a chameleon. He has no social skills and is closeted. He eats every meat like it’s his last.
Don’t eat like an animal you will end up like Luke johnstone.
by Cave man November 23, 2021
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Owner and Founder of Ripp Racing @ripp_racing
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hes gay doodooo head
Girl:you know luke?
Girl2: yeah hes gay
by eliIsCOol January 15, 2020
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My Friend: "Guys I'm bored, I have Luke to do today."
Me: "Shut up guy."
by loganpaulofficial January 11, 2020
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luke is one depressing human being usally has a rain cloud over his head and makes everyone depressed when he walks into the room luke is a sex machine who gets women pregnant just looking at them
Look here comes luke

Fuck off luke I dont want depressing
by dogsdinner September 27, 2020
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The definition of a luke is a depressing person usally has a rain cloud above him will always make people depressed when they come into the room and is a sex machine who only has to look at a female and boom pregnant he dosnt fuck around.
Female 1: whos that
Female 2: thats luke
Female 1: I feel pregnant
by dogsdinner September 27, 2020
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Luke is a sexy man that secretly wants to be loved. He has mesmerising eyes and a baby face that makes him look mid 20's. He has a secret crush that secretly adores him. If he has a girlfriend he feels protective over her always. The lady called Lindsayis his ideal partner. Lindsay will have loads in common with Luke and will nearly instantly feel a connection with her. One day he will meet his dream girl and want to show her how to be treated properly and sweep her off her feet. Luke needs to find a sarcastic funny girl who will need the same out of life with him. Who has loads in common and can talk about anything for hours. That will secretly miss her when she is gone and loves it when she is around. Lindsay would be perfect wifey material that will look after him and she will accept him and appreciate him for who he is. Luke is a realist and prides himself in being honest, upfront and loyal.
by nakedmolerat September 24, 2020
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