Matthew

Mathew is a cutie, but he will Google the voice and find out who was eliminated without telling you

“He googles he’s a Matthew”

by Hummbugdad November 22, 2021

Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019

Matthew

Watch out THEY ARE SNEAKY ! But can be friendly to any one he comes in contact with.

That Matthew is sneaky

by hey bye November 22, 2021

Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."

"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."

by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024

matthew

Matthew is a tall dude with a red hairy vainy cock, he pulls no bitches, he is a ranga that thinks to high of him self while he looks like a ranga verison of slender man

"Matthew sits on his ass all day and does nothing"

by anonymous December 25, 2022

Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.

Matthew is the most amazing person ever

by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023

Matthew

The sexiest guy in the world apart from his dad. he’s the nicest guy and a gift from god.He spends most of his time on the toilet. His a gift from God and has really nice clothing

Matthew is sexy asf

by hehsjakgdjs November 10, 2021