One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
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Get the Just the Bus Driver mug.The Bye Bye Bus is a bendy bus with 3 carriages. Each one hosting a different class. The very back of the bus is where all the slaves and kidnapped people are going to 'The Lake' which is a giant body of water where all the salves are chucked in with chains around them... The Lake is surrounded by barbed wire and bindis in the grass. The middle carriage is host to all the men and women who are invited to the broffel (Brothel). This is the premium carriage. All these men and women cosnent to going to the Broffel and this is a large building where it is solely for the purpose of prositution for free. The two carriages; Last and Middle can be classified into an analogy, first class and economy (airlines). The first carriage is where the driver and all the Bye Bye Bus employees sit and party. In this carriage is a spa, food, drinks and a buffet. Any customers of the Bye Bye Bus (anyone in the second or last carriage) who have children will be separated from their kids and the kids are thrown into the underside of the bus (where the luggage goes) then they are mushed into soup which is poured into 'The Lake'.
Oh so you took my lipstick... you whore... you're going on the Bye Bye Bus... you're going to The Lake!
Oh I get to go to the Broffel today... I am getting the Bye Bye Bus tonight!
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Sarah: Oh they went on the Bye Bye Bus to The Lake...
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Bill: Where did Julie and her son Max go?
Sarah: Oh they went on the Bye Bye Bus to The Lake...
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