Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire

I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

big lots special

An over the pants hand job, a baby wipe bath, and a four loko - not necessarily in that order.

Hey Grant, heard you had the late shift at the hospital- your girl gonna give you the big lots special when you get home?

by ELANKorenGrant July 19, 2018

The Fig and Cream Special

The act of eating a mixture of sperm and a Fig Newton or other fig product in various ways.

Lil boligrapho ate The Fig and Cream Special off of her back

by The bocc March 7, 2018

The Michael Barrymore Special

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.

I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.

by Donalddad August 22, 2020

specialized bun steamer

When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it.

Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.

“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”

by Cassiafrass February 4, 2018

Tito Nacho Special

Getting you dick sucked from the back while taking a shit..
this is usually done after spicy Mexican food.
the shit usually lands on the forehead of the person receiving the special.

I fucking gave this bitch the Tito Nacho special last night and she loved it!

by Carlucci00 June 8, 2016

Anna’s Special Right

This is the right directed to Anna, and her unwillingness to learn to dance flamingo. And it says that she does not need to learn or be FORCED to dance that dance style.

Teacher : Anna, you have to learn this, just like everyone else
Anna : have you ever heard of Anna’s Special Right
Teacher : no, tell me about it
* 5 min later*
Teacher : ok Anna, you can sit throughout this week, and you don’t need to dance at the rehearsal in April

by Anna Millen January 13, 2019