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sam greene

A brow guy who things he's the most savage guy on earth.....but really just wants to be as cool as his friends Fed and Rem
by THE 14" PYTHON IN MY SHORTS December 14, 2016
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Sam

Hey look it's a Sam I wish I could be him
by #AnonymousPerson December 20, 2016
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Sam

A gay Asian person of no gender that is bad at baseball that will not make a team
Sam is gayy
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Suck for Sam

Something that became Sam Sucks.
It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.
by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018
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Sam

Sam is a great athlete that loves hockey and baseball. He also is really smart and small. He has many friends and moved houses many times.
by Pepto loves sports November 27, 2018
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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
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Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom
Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!
by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018
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