PEPPER PUMP

When you and your partner are on the verge of cumming and you throw pepper in their face and when they open their mouth to sneeze you shove your dick in their mouth and finish.

Ken and Barbra wanted to spicy things up in the bedroom, so they decided to try the Pepper Pump. When Barbra was on the verge of cumming, Ken threw pepper in her face and as she got ready to sneeze he shoved his dick in her mouth causing seamen and snot to eject from her nose while she came too.

by LilKatmasutra June 6, 2025

Pump Bottom

A pump bottom is a chromosomal XY “male” who prefers lying in the supine position with erect phallus facing upward. “He” necessitates the sexual partner (a chromosomal XX “female”) to be vaginally mounted on “he/his” fully engorged penis, participating in a rigorous sexual act until “he/him” reaches orgasm. Simultaneous orgasm is an added benefit.

A Pump Bottom is truly fulfilled when engaging with a compatible “Power Top.”

While on the couch, Marie got on top of Bobby to have sex. As a Pump Bottom, Bobby planted both of his feet firmly on the floor to engage his entire body to thrust into Marie ever so harder and harder until they both climaxed.

by ChelseaMavin April 6, 2024

triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 18, 2024

gas pump light bulb

When someone says something a little freaky!!

Are you gas pump light bulbing me rn??

by eisakuuuuuuuuu May 3, 2024

Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

RYOBI PUMP

The act of penetration in a rapid efficient manner when time and environment constraints are abundant

My breaks only twenty minutes wanna Ryobi Pump... This wedding fuckin blows, let's Ryobi Pump right quick

by McGraze May 30, 2024

Puerto Rican Pussy Pump

When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex

Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024