fake youtube friend

someone who friends you but they friend everyone bcuz they r eithr really popular or someone famous like a band

Joe: Did u see how many friends bobby has?
Mike: Yeah but I red ther names and 90% of them r fake youtube friends

by asscookiemonster January 9, 2010

Fake non-dick

Person who is a dick but pretends not to be one

Harvey Weinstein, Tom Ashbrook and the guy from Minnesota are fake non-dicks.

by jlb0576 January 6, 2018

Fake craft beer

Beer that is mass produced by a major beer manufacturer but is passed off as craft beer

This bar calls itself a craft beer bar but all they have is fake craft beer.

by rwizzz July 28, 2018

Toxic Fake metalhead

A picky person who argues people about true metal and false metal

Toxic Fake Metalhead: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, SLIPKNOT, AND OTHER NU METAL, DEATHCORE AND METALCORE BANDS ARE FAKE

True metal fans: Are you sure about it

by Alex aka Aquatic F0xy June 27, 2021

fake-me-out

Girl who looks good from a distance, enough to cause you to loudly proclaim admiration, only to reveal upon closer inspection to possess a busted grill.

I thought I wanted to poon Mary, but on closer inspection she has a busted grill and was merely a total fake-me-out.

by antipatches3030 January 12, 2004

don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend

guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

by Dawnelle June 23, 2008

fake ass hoe

A Zayn Malik

Person 1: "Why isn't he here? He said he would be here!"
Person 2: "He's such a fucking fake ass hoe."

by lmaoassbitch July 20, 2014