Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.

My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.

by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022

Canadian Adele

Using Maple Syrup as a lubricant, you put one finger in her Tim Hortons love muffin and one up her arse so you can feel each finger through the little wall separating them.

Hello from the other side.

I bent Nancy over this morning while she was making flapjacks and gave her the Canadian Adele. Hello from the other side.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025

Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024

canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight

this man is so canadian television

by xenrax June 29, 2024

Canadian Specialty Cookie

Anal sex with a Canadian

“Barry, you’re such a good friend, do you want a Canadian Specialty Cookie ?”

by pybbjkkkk November 8, 2021

Canadian Fourth of July

When you shoot maple syrup out of your rectum after a butt chug of syrup while smoking a joint of the devils lettuce

Dude did you Tommy Did a Canadian Fourth of July to celebrate that was wild.

by Triple D the stevia daddy August 8, 2025

canadian tramway

When maple syrup is injected into the penile shafts, whilst also coating an erect penis

"Tyler gave me one huge Canadian tramway last night!"

by SLIGE MAN May 11, 2018