boogy bear

A really cool chick who dances and gets her feet dirty and doesn't care what others think or make comparisons of herself to regular old booger bears.

"She don't care it's raining outside, she a boogy bear and she is killin it."
"See her over there? That's a real boogy bear!"

by Jefe Sea Batteries August 31, 2015

bear stick

an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.

mike: hey man did you hear that noise?
dan: yeah man sharpen the bear stick faster.

by baerhunter May 6, 2011

Bear Trail

The trail of hair leading from the lower back to the ass crack.

I TOLD HER NOT TO GO DOWN THE BEAR TRAIL UNLESS SHE LIKES IT A LITTLE "GAMEY".

by Cocobstro June 29, 2010

Bear claw

Smearing shit under the toilet seat, so when someone has to take a piss and lift the seat, they get shit all over their hands. As a result, they lift their hand up towards their face with fingers spread apart and release a huge growl of shock and anger.

Jim’s wife was so pissed after finding out she sat on the toilet seat that he buck-shotted. In her moment of rage, she decided to retaliate with a bear claw.

by Tommy Chips July 13, 2018

koda bear

THe BEST person to EVER exsist

Koda bear is MINE

by Banana129129 November 26, 2018

teddie bear

A cute little cuddlecreature shaped like a bear cub.

I gave my daughter a teddie bear for her birfday.

by teh teddie December 20, 2014

Angry Bear

Known fact that this is the fastest land animal in the world.

Listen every one knows the fastest land animal is the cheetah. Hmmmmm going to have to disagree angry bears Are the fastest.

by Pike1905 April 5, 2019