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Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?
"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"
by Jetwing June 18, 2020
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sleep

Person: man, im so tired I could sleep right now!
Person 2: then sleep
by bubblingtea May 22, 2025
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Bowl of Sleep

When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty
Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww
by Bandama October 19, 2022
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Sleep through Yasi

To sleep through Yasi means to sleep through lots of noise. In January 2011 Cyclone Yasi swept through Northern Queensland making landfall at around midnight. It had winds of 280kph.
The kids had me awake all night last night with their noise. My husband didn't hear a thing... That man could Sleep through Yasi.
by icoinedthephrase February 23, 2011
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sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
by LRaiser March 13, 2008
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Sleeping with the big mittens on

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")
"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."
by ndwoods January 16, 2024
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