POV: you go on urban dictionary and see the shark definition and wonder ‘does it mean that?’ And look it up and might see this, well kids, a shark is a sea creature, not a sex position, so STOP WONDERING.
Lil bob: *goes on urban dictionary and sees the shark definition*
Lil bob: ok imma look it up!
Uncle bill: now ther lil bobby u ain’t lookin’ up tha definishin beca you saw tha stuf on the urban dictionary now r ya lil squart?
Lil bob: ok imma look it up!
Uncle bill: now ther lil bobby u ain’t lookin’ up tha definishin beca you saw tha stuf on the urban dictionary now r ya lil squart?
by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022

1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one
2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!
2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.
by mah2220 May 1, 2022

by WhoisDis425 February 8, 2022

See: Land Sharking. The difference is that the first definition refers to where the "shark" operates, the second to where the "shark" ends up.
by myhandlesistoolongbecauseallth December 16, 2017
