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Jerk

A person who jerks you around pretending to give two shits about you but only cares for him or herself.

Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.

People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!

Achieves little but laughs at those trying.

Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.

Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass
by Existential RTNF May 12, 2024
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jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak
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jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming
I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her
by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024
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Super Jerking

I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏
Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash
by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021
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Super Jerking

When u jerk off so fast u can’t feel your meat nomo. I can break the sound barrier
Super jerking is when u stroke 4 or more per second only the chosen can do it or - just horny niggas
by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021
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National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
by Riley barker December 2, 2021
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Endless Jerk

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight
Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.
by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024
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