The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.
by queeferia March 28, 2022
Get the Christmas Tree Ballsack Shufflemug. To be so concerned with specifics or details that the larger problem, situation or point is missed. Alternate: can't see the woods for the trees. Often said incorrectly as "can't see the forest THROUGH the trees." (English, circa 1500's)
A: I hate the piss and crap all over the place from my wife's cats!
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.
by biggs33 October 6, 2010
Get the can't see the forest for the treesmug. Girl 1: I heard Courtney's with Brandon and Chase and Martin.
Girl 2: She Lives Under Trees
Courtney walks by...
Courtney: Isn't Matthew just so cute!
Girl 2: She Lives Under Trees
Courtney walks by...
Courtney: Isn't Matthew just so cute!
by foxy209 December 25, 2014
Get the She Lives Under Treesmug. A school in Lone Tree, Iowa! It is in fact a high school!
(1) A hell for people who don't follow cliques and cliche shit.
(2) Full of wanna be Jersey Shore members that tan WAY too fucking much!!
(1) A hell for people who don't follow cliques and cliche shit.
(2) Full of wanna be Jersey Shore members that tan WAY too fucking much!!
(1) Mr. Hansen: I fucking HATE Lone Tree High School!
(2) Brenden S.: Dude Erin L. is way too fucking tan! It's like she wants to be black! Damn crazy bitch!
(2) Brenden S.: Dude Erin L. is way too fucking tan! It's like she wants to be black! Damn crazy bitch!
by LTClassof2012 April 11, 2011
Get the Lone Tree High Schoolmug. the term "tap that like a maple tree" means that you want to "tap that" (slap that, touch that, get that...etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat...etc.
((an attractive person walks by))
you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"
you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"
by becca May 25, 2004
Get the tap that like a maple treemug. by santaBBBY December 13, 2014
Get the trim my christmas treemug. It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.
by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006
Get the like nailing jello to a treemug.