Heroic Penis

A penis that is so hard the it can save lives.

Joe: Would you rather have hard penis, or a heroic penis!?

Bob: A heroic is also hard, so duh!

by Sruly Aronson September 24, 2010

penis wars

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.

Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...

by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005

Penis Lover

A guy who will do anything to get a hold of large dicks.
Also often drives a scooter.

Peter: Ahw, your breath smells like dick.

Eric: I know, it's because I'm a Penis Lover. I constantly crave for cocks. I just had one like two hours ago.

by Rop Sagget February 27, 2008

Penis poo

The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.

So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.

by JewyMcJewJew777 October 29, 2015

giant penis

A very large, massive,extremely veiny cock.

Wow that giant penis of yours disappears when your fucking that guy

by someone August 20, 2003

Slender Penis

When you're really scared of the slender man and you try and sooth your fear, you use this word, and you will feel more sane.

guy 1: "dude! It's the slender man!"
guy 2:" Holy shit! It's the slender penis!"

by jason mcmormick September 4, 2010

Penis Floss

1. When a girl uses a man's limp penis stretched out or erected penis to rub her clitoris, vagina, and asshole as a way of ridding any foreign objects in the surrounding area.*

* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.

Generic Person: "Hey! What's up Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin' Man? What did you do last night?"

Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.

by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man February 15, 2010