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Boston noodle

When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out
Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!
by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022
mugGet the Boston noodlemug.

noodle banged

“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”
by Gayfag September 26, 2017
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shnoodle noodle

it is another word for cum or it can be also used as an insult
there was shnoodle noodle all over the bed sheets

you're such a shnoodle noodle
by thecranberry October 21, 2010
mugGet the shnoodle noodlemug.

Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
mugGet the Glitter Noodlemug.

Noodle Knob

a person who put themselves out there sexually.
by xxgurlxx June 8, 2015
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Danger Noodle

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020
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noodle music

Music that encourages hippies to wave arms like wacky inflatable tube guys, like Woodstock music.
Someone put on Jefferson airplane and everyone is waving arms and swaying, I don’t like this noodle music.
by DJneoport January 22, 2024
mugGet the noodle musicmug.

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