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National couchie kick day

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.
by Daggerpeen April 9, 2019
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National kick nuts day

December 1'st you will be able to kick a boys nuts. They wont be able to say anything all i gotta say is they better run before they get kicked
Kick them in their baby makers so they could feel hurt lol
Boy: wyd
Girl: kicking your nuts
National kick nuts day: just kick a boys balls
by NameMePlease November 20, 2021
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When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.
Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.
by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009
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Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .
Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?
by troubledemon February 25, 2010
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