(n) A termed used for someone whose low attention span allows them to simply disappear at will, only reappearing after a determined amount of time chosen by the "ninja"
Pat: Hey John stay here I'll be right back.
~30 seconds later~
Pat: Hey Steve did you see John?
Steve: No, I thought he was with you.
Pat: Damn that boy is a damned ADD Ninja!
This term actually dates back a few years. Thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, I left the state I was living in at the time. I moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. The origin is still unknown to me.
~30 seconds later~
Pat: Hey Steve did you see John?
Steve: No, I thought he was with you.
Pat: Damn that boy is a damned ADD Ninja!
This term actually dates back a few years. Thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, I left the state I was living in at the time. I moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. The origin is still unknown to me.
by Greyn1 April 06, 2009
when somone is smoking a blunt and they are letting the smoke sit in their mouth you sneak up on them n suck the smoke out of their mouth.
by green ninja attacks March 22, 2011
1) A person who when confronted can decide whether to promptly defuse the situation or turn it around on you as if you were the root of the problem, especially pertaining to women.
2) A person who, when confronted, ends your life.
2) A person who, when confronted, ends your life.
1) Meg: When I confronted Jose today, he made me feel like a ridiculous bitch and like him cheating on me were somehow my own fault!
Shantiqua: damn, that right there is a confrontation ninja .
2) (Meg would have made a comment, but Jose decided to end her life when she confronted him about his unfaithfulness. crazy mofo'in confrontaion ninja )
Shantiqua: damn, that right there is a confrontation ninja .
2) (Meg would have made a comment, but Jose decided to end her life when she confronted him about his unfaithfulness. crazy mofo'in confrontaion ninja )
by trailblazerp January 19, 2011
chav's who walk around with burberry scarfs over there faces and there chav caps, hu recokon they are ninjas. they go around n chav stuff outta ur pokets n are gone b4 u knows it.
by jefi b December 07, 2004
The Ninja Mafia is a Super Group in the MMORPG City of Heroes. It was founded by "Star Trek Girl" and is mostly used for Role Plying purposes. Based on the Ninja Mafia from the popular web comic Sam and Fuzzy.
by STG July 27, 2007
A childhood condition, usually temporary, in which the afflicted child believes him or herself to be a ninja. This condition typically passes after the child hits puberty and discovers the opposite sex.
Guy 1: Hay bob hows it going.
Bob: Not too bad Guy 1 but my son has ninja syndrome and keeps hiding and throwing stuff at me.
Guy 1: Well thats what you get for deciding to have kids.
Bob: I didn't decide, my wife just didn't get that abortion she said she was
Bob: Not too bad Guy 1 but my son has ninja syndrome and keeps hiding and throwing stuff at me.
Guy 1: Well thats what you get for deciding to have kids.
Bob: I didn't decide, my wife just didn't get that abortion she said she was
by boomdog July 06, 2014
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