the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.

mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!

by TheCHAMP... February 04, 2012

Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 16, 2023

Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 02, 2022

Two-nose

A person that knows it all.

Someone that is nosy as hell and is always in everyone's business.

A white person

Damn, theres alot of 2nose out today.

That 2nose is on one

Whats sniffin, two-nose?

by Neechybaybee December 27, 2021

Florida nosing

Taking a life threatening amount of cocaine at one time.

I was at a party once, where I saw Jesus Florida nosing it off a urinal.

by Snuffy77 February 09, 2018

carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.

After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Burning nose hairs

The act of consuming cocaine.

Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.

by DaddyEatzA$$420 March 11, 2018