Mike

Has no friends is gay af and always wears a cat shirt. Also gets fingered by his mom

Damn that kids is such a mike

by Fuididjd September 21, 2019

Scumbag Mike

A person with only self interest who uses and abuses those he comes into contact with.

Man that guy is so selfish. He is just like scumbag mike

by NY Mike September 23, 2019

MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.

Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 1, 2019

Mike Moh

A bad ass mofo who kicks ass like Bruce Lee

Mickey Stan: Mike Moh killed it on once upon a time in hollywood!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!

by TheRealStan August 19, 2019

mike lucci

is a fucktard

mike lucci is a fucktard

by meowfaced September 3, 2019

Mike Ropenis

Chad's alter ego.

Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?

Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.

Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.

Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...

by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019

mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin June 1, 2018