May Keane

MAY KEANE IS DEFINITELY NOT A PYROMANIAC. OKAY TIERNEY?

May Keane is NOT a pyromaniac

May Keane by MayAndTierney'sLogic May 17, 2021

May 19th 

May 19th is the day that you HAVE to kiss your girlfriend because your 6 month anniversary was yesterday and so meet her in the cafeteria bathroom tmrw morning (only if you want)

"oh its may 19th, i have to kiss my gf"

"okay shes in the bathroom"

pls let me post this now i dont want to write a example

May 19th by bow.for.all.penises May 18, 2021

May 20th 

National Ask someone that you are kinda friends with out day.not your crush just a friend

Hey you know how it’s may 20th ?wanna be my boyfriend

May 20th by Fuckablists May 19, 2021

May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day!

Person #1: What are you having for dinner
Person #2: Uhh, it's May 24th, so I'm having rigatoni pasta

May 24th by Cam.tm May 19, 2021

May 21 

National: Buy Kuhle food day

I can't wait for May 21 so I can buy Kuhle food!

May 21 by OfficialNationalDay May 20, 2021

May 24th

eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day

A: “hey did you hear what’s happening may 24th?”

B: “no? what’s happening?

A: “its eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day obviously 🙄”

May 24th by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhi May 20, 2021

May 20th 

It’s the most gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, sweet, unreal, hot, baddie and perfect girl Aishling Mae’s birthday on that day!

person: “omg do you know that gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, sweet, unreal, hot, baddie and perfect girl there???”

other person: “no why?”

person: “that’s Aishling Mae, it’s her birthday on May 20th”

other person: “woah that’s so hot” 😩😩😩

May 20th by anghealach May 23, 2021