one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by Alita24 November 11, 2007

Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 22, 2013

got/has legs

Its a term in wine tasting for elite it refers to a certain action done to wine and then a moment of pause before examining the body of the wine.

It could be related to the aromatization of the wine.

The taste-tester was scouting if the wine got/has legs!
The wine savignonant knew he had a quality wine that got/has legs

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

three legged swagger

sex between a man and a woman

I found her at the disco and proceeded to perform the three legged swagger once we returned home

by hugo de waal January 14, 2008

ya mothas leg

Something you say back when you don't know what to say

A: Hey bro what's up?
B:YA MOTHAS LEG!

What's up? Ya mothas leg

by psycowolf February 02, 2015

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

by giddyup_gansta June 25, 2011

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021