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Jordan

The biggest cock I have ever seen it is the most amazing thing to ride it is so big I cant even fit it in me. His cock is so big that when it is hard you cant tell if it is the Burj Khalifa or his penis.
by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022
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Jordan

A little Asian boy who thinks he’s cool by not and suck at football as basketball
Jordan is a bumb little boy and suck at basketball
by Blah12blah October 18, 2019
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michael jordan

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.
by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018
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Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.
Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!
by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 5, 2022
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Jordan

A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.
I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way
by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018
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Jordan

He is a Somalian pirate at sea

That’s all I have to say
Jordan Hijacks ships on sea
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jordan

A "Jordan" is someone who will never beat a "Tyler". There is no foreseeable path to victory for a Jordan when a Tyler is present.
"Man I really wish I hadn't met Tyler. Now I lose at everything when he's around."

-Jordan
by Bucfan56 January 22, 2021
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