Jizz, originally named "Axel"
Jizz is a guy with absolute no rizz
Jizz is a short guy who always write his name on desks and walls etc.
Jizz is a guy with absolute no rizz
Jizz is a short guy who always write his name on desks and walls etc.
"Hey, have u seen Jizz?"
"Yeah, I saw him with some guy cosplaying rainbow six siege. Really weird"
"Ah man, don't be such a Jizz"
"I'm not naming my son Axel for sure. I do not want him to end up like a Jizz"
"Yeah, I saw him with some guy cosplaying rainbow six siege. Really weird"
"Ah man, don't be such a Jizz"
"I'm not naming my son Axel for sure. I do not want him to end up like a Jizz"
by NotSebb!! March 31, 2023

by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.
by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
by BWJpriest June 6, 2024

by jusalilbitbatty May 30, 2024

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by boggler January 24, 2019

Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”
She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.
by Wild Shanimal February 19, 2023
