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Bald Jesus

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.
by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021
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Jesus asscrack

When the clouds part and it rains
Dammit, I knew Jesus asscrack would open up
by bnnmmnbbmjb March 1, 2022
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Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.
You have Jesus rights.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
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Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.
Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!
by Jack Lone May 25, 2020
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Size of Jesus

Describing an object or thing as really big. Size of Jesus is a unit of measurement
"I saw a big spider in the hallway last night"
"How big was it?"
"Mate it was the size of Jesus"
by Normieroxanne July 8, 2018
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blasian jesus

Black Asian that is very kind but is very dirty
by Annoying 101 March 29, 2017
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Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2
Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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