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Jerk

Your a asshole
Jerk
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
mugGet the Jerkmug.

Misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022
mugGet the Misogynistic jerkmug.

Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 5, 2024
mugGet the Linear Jerkmug.

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.
"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."
by FoxFae March 5, 2025
mugGet the Jerking Off in 4kmug.

Jerk

- The rate at which the acceleration of an object changes in respect to time
- The first time derivative of acceleration (velocity/time, m/s^2), second time derivative of velocity (position/time, m/s), and third time derivative of a position vector
- Denoted as j, its units are m/s^3
- Followed by higher-order time derivatives Snap, Crackle, and Pop because physicists are awesome
- Also a word one might use to insult someone else’s unsavory personality
Random Person: You’re a jerk
Nerdy Jerk: hahathejokesonyouyoujustcalledmeachangeinaccelerationovertimeandIdonteventakethatasaninsult
by Mr. Kholi October 5, 2021
mugGet the Jerkmug.

jerking out

Carl: I watched a pornographic film last night of two dudes in a gym jerking out together.
by railwayhandjob1801 January 16, 2016
mugGet the jerking outmug.

Indian Jerk Ritual

When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off
Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual
by sploogele October 11, 2016
mugGet the Indian Jerk Ritualmug.

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