January 24th

You’re the best person in the world DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC D NC DNC DNC DNC

ALL the ladies: omg are you born on January 24th???!!!! SEX RIGHT NOW

by january 24th October 3, 2021

January 10

January 10th, 2020 is the one day that you can slap somebody named Sadee. (i.e Sadie, Saydee, Sadie)

Child 1: "Wow today is January 10th! Do you know what that means?"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"

by epic.gamer.fortnit December 21, 2019

January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 10

January 10:Your Friend/Crush will ask you to borrow your items such as hoodie/crocs/hat!

January 10:Your crush will ask you do let them use you items

by Clix1938; January 9, 2022

January 14

This is a day to throw anyone shorter than you in your friend group into a blender and drink their tasty flesh

It’s January 14 I’ve been waiting for this…

by TheFastestManAlive December 4, 2024

January 21st

it's on the 21st, so it's blessed
any day on the 21st is blessed, especially 9/10/21

also it's my bday

guy: when's your birthday?
me: January 21st
guy: haha nice, it's B L E S S E D

by ✨real🤯 January 12, 2022

NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

National booty pic day send that Gyat to your bf

Lemme see that ass it’s NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

by Dunnadinna January 27, 2024