January 18

National hug your gay friend day :D

Gay friend: hey it’s January 18, you know what that means!
Other friend: Yep! *hugs*

by Deeznutz_2213 January 17, 2022

January 15

The day you show your appreciation to the love of your life, by sending your man to work with a bucket of valentines and ending his work day with dinner and lots of snuggling.

Its January 15th dougie lets get this in.

by $nuggling my nickel January 15, 2021

January

In some states, this is the month where the snow comes out of the clouds after hibernating in December.

“Why didn’t the snow come out in December?”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”

by DaisyClaire January 4, 2025

16th of January

Capricorns ♡

The 16th of Jan is when God like people r born xoxo

"Omg whens their birthday"
"16th of January"

"Aw Shucks, their too good for me"

by bb1kari November 23, 2021

Dry January

This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.

Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.

Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”

by NinjaClint January 27, 2024

16th january

if you were born on this day youre a gay shinnie who simps for danny

person 1: hey when were you born
person 2: 16th january
person 1: so youre a gay shinnie? thats weird..
person 3: they also simp for danny

by gayperson696969 November 4, 2021

Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019