Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.

“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”

by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 2, 2020

January 1

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass

Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*

by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January

January is national minecraft day. If your girl is calling you, nah your playing minecraft it’s more important

Girl: ‘’can you FaceTime?’’
Boy: ‘’no I’m playing minecraft’’

Boy: it’s January, you know what that means?

by A minecraft veteran October 6, 2020

Juvenile January

Similar to such events as 'no nut November' and 'destroy dick December'. This event simply entails that you are to nut, but only with other participants that are not of legal age.

I nutted in susie last night, she's so tight, especially that she's 14! all part of juvenile January!

by nandossucksass November 30, 2017

January

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.

"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."

"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."

by theprotomen February 17, 2017