stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones
megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)
dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)
megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)
dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)
Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no
by Chink of the century November 4, 2022
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Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
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Jacob is very shy around strangers, but around friends and family he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you he’ll uncontrol smile and blush, his friends tease him about you, and he likes to give you signs that he likes you. But he takes everything you do towards him as a sign as we’ll. So be careful! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is s such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun.
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
by Jacobthegoat12345 November 23, 2021
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