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Jackson Burns

Known for the most "Setups," in the world. Also known for the "wettest balls" in the world.
by Rocket Leauge God April 23, 2018
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Jackson

Bug brain and stupid but hilarious but stupid. Type of guy that knows 250 digits of pi.
Oh theres my buddy Jackson, I better run away
by Ur mom sped March 4, 2021
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Jackson

A big cocked guy, loves thick bitches, his friends think he’s gay but he actually is a sucker for Latina bitches. He has fat nuts, fat enough to be impressive but not big enough to make you think “hm, does he have testicular cancer?” And his dick is exactly 4.3 inches erect which is actually huge if you think about it so HAH on jah
Person: “that dude has a small dick
Guy that knows Jackson: “nah man he has a larger than life dick!”
by Battlefront2lover1234 June 19, 2022
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Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you
Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.
by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025
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jackson vail

A stupid fat cunt who enjoys hentai and quality coochie
by Jackson the OG August 20, 2018
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Jackson

Jackson's are tall, handsome, caring, quiet when you first meet them but gradually open up, they have dark eyes that seem to change color the more you look at them. He has thick brown hair that he never changes. Jackson's generly are great people. They have a big heart and will love you unconditionally. He is bold but will still listen to your opinion. He will text you a lot witch just proves his unfailing love for you. He has an amazing singing voice and gradually uses it more. He is a great friend. He will always see the best in people but when they look in a mirror all they see is there flaws. He is self conscious about his smile but will always use it if you need it. He is not an extrovert. He is creative, charming and very artistic. He love the outdoors. He may have a troubled past but it never effects his reallationships with others.

He understands your problems and wants to do something about them and tries to fix them. You can open up to him and he will support you wherever you're at.

Jackson's are funny, charming, tall, caring, bold, loving, reliable, outgoing, vocally talented, creative, and amazing friends.
If there is a Jackson In your life I suggest you hold on to him tightly.
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: that's Jackson
Person 1: I don't know him but he was really nice to me
by See the best in people October 28, 2023
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