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Fake News

Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.
The Fake News said that Christmas will fall on December 25th this year”.
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
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New in the Truth

Used to describe a new convert of the Jehovah’s Witness religion (see definition for “in the Truth”).

Witnesses will often use the phrase to alert each other of a new member so that everyone knows they need to be on their best behavior.
This is my friend Jason. He’s new in the Truth.
by JW Terms November 17, 2018
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New Mexkittens

Pussy ass New Mexkittens.
I just met a bunch of people from New Mexico and they were pussy ass New Mexkittens.
by Jkooking June 9, 2018
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New Jersey

The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement
Oh New Jersey, who in their right mind would want to live there?
by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019
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New Jersey

New York's chill and less-successful cousin who really likes Italian food and diners
Hahaha you're so funny! Where in New York are you from?
Naw, I'm from New Jersey (where people actually act like they enjoy life)!
by Your_Mom's_Mitochondria December 18, 2018
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hierarchy of news

A phrase that can be used when, after a lengthy conversation, someone mentions an important piece of personal news. The phrase—often shouted—implies that the speaker should have mentioned the important news much earlier in the conversation.
::30 minutes into conversation::
Person A: ..(conclusion of long, boring, work story)...oh yeah and my car was stolen.
Person B: Wait, what? Hierarchy of news!
by NikkiP. July 7, 2011
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New Jersey

Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
by idontreallyknowanymore January 20, 2019
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