Hamster House

Hamster House is an online forum for pet hamsters (yes, that's right, hamsters). The only reason people join and stay are the two members Haley and Meghan. These two are extremely cool and keep the forum alive and interesting, what with their topics regarding sex, masturbation, hoboes, Andy Samberg, Mexican Hairless Dogs, Star Trek, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and much much more. Meghan also makes beautiful signatures. Infact, they are said to be secret moderators and will inherit Hamster House when the admin dies off (Haley has had sex with all of the staff there).

Either way, Meghan and Haley pwn all the live long days.

Person 1: I joined Hamster House and it was boring until Meghan posted some pictures of the movie Hot Rod and made me a signature.

Person 2: I was going to log off and slit my wrists, but then, Haley logged in and started a Star Trek roleplay. It gave me a reason to live again.

by Hamps February 7, 2010

tick house

A slang word for a volunteer fire department because of the perception volunteers "tick" or steal union jobs. Often used by union firefighters who are also volunteers.

"I can't wait for my kelly day so I can hang out at my tick house!"

by FFTF1FF February 8, 2017

House mouse

Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.

Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.

by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019

socks on house

a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.

Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.

by <3pantie<3 July 7, 2009

Nub House

A shoe worn by someone with particularly short toes.

Those are nice nub houses on your nub sticks.

Thanks, I got these at DSW.

by GTL8651 August 4, 2011

House Fire

A remedy for gonorrhea wherein one soaks their genitals in boiled windex.

I fucked some chick the other day and that bitch gave me the clap. I had to give myself a house fire

by NotN8Wilhelm July 30, 2020

Tin House

A house with the soul surpace of the grouth of marijuana.

I went to bob's tin house to pick up an ounce of weed.

by foxsoxboxcox June 16, 2010