Jack girando

Level 20 GYATTT

is that a dumptruck? no, its jack girando

by jake the god August 7, 2023

Arianna Grande

THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?

I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.

Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps

by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023

Clipisamust..govandIneedthefundssoIcanpiss

You found it!

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by Basement guy 2001 February 11, 2024

Trabari Grande

Causes trouble and is of massive size, ie. A trouble causing fatass.

The Trabari Grande won’t seise his trouble causing antics.

by N0_zxne March 4, 2024

Casa grande

Small town on the rise having potential to grow and expand with snow bird attractions year round historic downtown area known for boxing and high school sports family oriented.

Casa grande is like another little hollywood full of potential

by Wholethang19 April 29, 2024

rio grande city

rio grande city is a city. thats it. its boring af all there is there are the movies, a trampoline park, cfa, wingstop, and other things i dont remember. we have a park atleast.. but most of the time you can find stuff to do, its a small town.

valeria : how are we supposed to make any plans if we live in rio grande city?!
isabella : dude idk lets go to cfa then the movies or something
valeria : u rite

by stantwice4clearskin May 28, 2024