poop friend 

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'

poop friend by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007

guy best friend 

(noun) a guy best friend is the one man you love to death but platonically.

He doesn’t judge you or cause drama, and he loves you for who you are.

Everyone thinks you and your guy best friend are dating, oddly. But all of the rumors are worth it if he gets to be the one you’re closest to.

A lot of times, you’ll fall for your guy best friend. This is normal. You may fall in love too early or too late. Or not at all.

Just remember, he will always be there for you.

Don’t lose him.

Her guy best friend knows her the best.

guy best friend by ...bytemeh January 4, 2019

boy friend 

The male who points to you and says "that's my girlfriend." The one who called you up just to say hi and hear your voice. The male who can't think of anything but you and tells all his friends about you.

Guy: See that beautiful lady over there?
Friend: Yeah, she's hot
Guy: She's my girlfriend

Girl: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah
Girl: He's my boy friend

boy friend by stubbornNik December 28, 2005

Good Friend 

Someone who doesn't let you do stupid things....Alone.

Man he's a good friend.

Good Friend by Mike The Wigger Assassin500 January 11, 2009

best best friend 

Someone amazing, who is always there for you and who cares about you a whole lot. They are incredible and wonderful, and they are the best person in your life. They are the best. They are fun and nice and smart and witty and funny and interesting and astounding, and they bring so much happiness.

Emma is my best best friend.

best best friend by Lauren224 April 5, 2017

Partying With My Albino Friend

Doing cocaine.

I tip my hat and say goodnight

To the lovely lady dressed in white

My smooth white princess in the night

Ohhh, you know it makes me so sad

Partying with my albino friend

But all good things, they must end

Goodbye snowy road...

Partying With My Albino Friend by A Certain Doctor December 19, 2009

anyway friend 

the one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they've been through with you, they love you and believe in you anyway.

Sieralyn is my anyway friend. She sticks with me no matter what we get into.

anyway friend by Persephone548 February 20, 2010