Familyitis

An humorous disease in the brain or emotions when you think your family is falling apart.

A self-paranoid state of guilt where you imagine you're the cause of your family members falling apart all around you.

Howie, a self-paranoid family member, believes he's the sole cause of his families demise and therefore has come down with a severe case of familyitis.

by Jake the Baker September 4, 2011

Family Insult

A family insult is a insult in which needs a type of family member include starting with " Ur " then follows up with a family member. A example for this will be shown on the bottom. * Note * Saying these will help you radiate virgin energy

/Beta Variants Below\

- Ur mom
- Ur dad
- Ur uncle
- Ur aunt
- Ur grandma
- Ur grandpa

/Delta Variants Below\

- Ur family tree
- Ur ancestors
- Ur cousin
- Ur nephew

And I think thats all.

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur mom felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur dad felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur cousin felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur uncle felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur family tree felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur aunt felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandma felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandpa felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur nephew felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur ancestor felt good eating my dick "

Are all the type of Family Insults <---- ( coulda thought of a better name :(

by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022

family

family

family

by benjamin11 July 3, 2021

scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

half-family

A single parent, may be a single-mom or a single-dad (though not a divorced parent)

It seems like there are too many children today who are raised in a half-family household.

by techyartsyman52 June 23, 2023

Family Identities

Gender Identity Variant
Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother

Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy

Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin

Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin

Guy

It's up to you, we're all guys family identities.

Mother can Uncle's Cousin is Questioning Dad.

by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021

Multigenerational Satanist families

Multigenerational Satanist families often have very ancient surnames or habitational names of certain types. Often times many or most members of these particular families have been Satanists for hundreds or even thousands of years.

The 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse mentions multigenerational Satanist families.

by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020