Ethan

Stupid gullible man

Urgh! That guy is such an Ethan

by bigtittylea August 26, 2020

Ethan

Really bad at Halo Reach. He's a cool guy though. He's really smart and can take your girl with just a smile and a joke. Very funny guy and will instantly make your heart melt.

Person 1: Ethan's really cute, I might ask him out.
Person 2: I would, but he sucks at Halo

by Rapid Factor August 28, 2020

Ethan (ginger)

Mf got the redist damn hair. Small pp havin hoe. Man be a good ass friend. He gonna pull up if you need him.

Ethan will take your soul.

Ethan is a close friend, i consider him a brother.
Ethan (ginger) is a good friend.

by Chloes.a.bitch June 1, 2020

Ethan

A guy with a massive T-Rex cock

Ethan ripped apart my pussy with his giant T-Rex cock

by Can’tHandleBlank June 1, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys

Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)

by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is described to have the sexiest shoulders in the west.

Brenda "Oh my god look at that hunks shoulders he must be and Ethan"

by SuperDude303030 June 1, 2020

Ethan

Short, Kind, Nerdy, Smart, And frerindly. Ethan makes friends very easily.

Ethan is my best friend.
I am Ethan.
Have u seen Ethan today.

by WillTheWise6853 June 2, 2020