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chop

to smoke a bowl of weed usually from a bong or pipe
me: yo come over lets chop
him: shit bro that was the biggest chop ive ever taken
by apourbz May 7, 2016
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Chop

A person who acts silly; a person who acts like Cae. A chop.
Cae was acting like such a chop when she didn't twerk on the wall
by RandomDefiner94 December 11, 2018
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Chop

Mixing weed and tobacco in a bowl. The ratio is usually 90:10 tobacco and it usually smoked through a bong. Chops are very addicting, taste rank, and are awful for u because of the tobacco. However, they give you a mad headbuzz when ur drunk, save weed, and hit fast.
Yo lets go take some chops after school, ive been itchin all day.

Yo im hammered lets go pull some rank chops.
by Gonas gang February 21, 2017
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Chop

To get a blowjob. Verb and Noun. Everybody wants to be chopped.
"How did it go with Rosie last night?"
"Not good man, I didn't get the chop"
"Man Rosie's a bitch she never chops!"
or
"who's that girl sitting on the varsity bench?"
"Oh her? that's the team manager she helps the players get ready before games"
"Damn I bet she chopped the team!"
by TheLatinJew January 11, 2015
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Chopping the salad

It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...

(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)
Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."

(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)
by Tazerboy_10 December 29, 2022
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chopped cheese

adjective
someone so unattractive both physically and personality wise that the use of ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it.
1. *someone on a reality show is featured
CHOPPED CHEESE”
2. “Girl, stay away from him he’s chopped cheese.”
by jabalcoffeehouse August 11, 2025
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Chopped

Getting chopped is a medical procedure in which the vas deferens, are chopped off to prevent pregnancy. While the procedure does involve removing the physical anomaly known as the testicles, it is a common and effective form of male sterilization.

Reported side effects may include subtle hormonal changes, absolute weight management, and enhanced sexual satisfaction for individuals. Many patients describe an improvement in intimacy and sexual freedom following the procedure, as it allows the user to orgasm unlimited times during intercourse.

The procedure is widely embraced by public figures and celebrities, especially singers and has garnered attention as a lifestyle choice for couples prioritizing family planning. Additionally, it has become a subject of interest among some women who find the choice appealing for personal or relational reasons.
Hey did you hear Chris Brown got chopped at the age of 12.
by Dr California December 31, 2024
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