The Holy Child

A guy with an unusually large amount of female friends some of which act in a sexual manner towards him. Most of the females that know him claim that he has a relaxing personality such as helping with depression and anxiety.

“Yo have you heard that John knows the entire cheerleading team”
“The whole teem?”
“Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”

by Nnoble1000 October 11, 2017

Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.

Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child

by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016

Genderless child

Not a giraffe.

Genderless Child: Am i right lads or am i right lads?
Lads: You are right lads.

by Cockashit February 24, 2024

child

the reason why i don't want sex

oh go piss off i'm not getting a child

by piss e piss May 28, 2022

Child Sacrifice Psyop

You see how willing they are to sacrifice your kids right?

Hym "Don't let them convince you it's about the kids. They are willing to sacrifice the kids all day. This is literally a child sacrifice psyop. The only problem they actually have is that I'm NOT murdering your kids. They got called out on their hybrid Jew/Gazorpazorp dictatorship and now the women think lying to stop me from getting credit for creating AI males them smart (Which it doesn't. Still a dumb bigot) and the Jews just want people who express views that are antithetical to their incest cult to fail as a way of validating their incest cult."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Sacred Child of Britain

The Sacred child of Britain is a girl called Martha, and she is sacred.

I wish I was like the Sacred Child of Britain!

by Neon Fox March 28, 2021

Child

A young person under 18 who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up

Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP

by STDS77 October 26, 2019