Revenge Caking

Verb
The passive aggressive eating of cake when angry.

My friend began revenge caking when I couldn't meet up with her to eat the birthday cake she had bought me.

by BubnLud April 19, 2018

Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.

Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.

by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018

Ho cake

This is the real deal... ho cake was well known in rural south Mississippi. It comes from the melting pot of cultures that makes south Mississippi so unique. Gaulette is the fancier form of ho cake. Ho cake was made on a metal hoe. A very poor person’s food usually consisting of flour, water, and oil but actually yummy. I would imagine anything was added to it that was available, for example, fruit, milk, and/or cornmeal😉

Ma makes the best ho cake.

by Ladner February 6, 2019

cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.

This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!

by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018

Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made

“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”

by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018

Cheesy Cakes

When you take a poo or wet fart in your pants and don't wipe. Therefore you have cheesy cakes

I really need a shower, I have had cheesy cakes all day.

by WyteTempo October 1, 2018

Vanilla Cake

Vanilla cake is when a friends bakes another friend a cake but nuts in it while making it.

Carmen made Jackson a vanilla cake

by DabKing69 June 2, 2018