baconize

The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.

My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.

by ArtsyGalKitten June 2, 2022

Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

Bacon army

Where a bunch of Virgins gather and talk about kid friendly shit. Either way there a bunch of hoes

LOOK AT THIS BACON ARMY MEMBER

by Bacon Army hater 69430 March 14, 2022

Bacon

Food of the heavens. Eat it raw, eat it fried to a crisp, shits bussin bussin either way.
NO BACON, NO DEAL. Enginner tf2 eats this daily
bacon stands for Bussin Absolutely Coppin Opulent Nifty

bacon is peng

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 20, 2022

Bacon

Not the food, but as in good, the best, amazing! It's the best meat out there so describing something as bacon means it's the best

Last night was bacon mate!

That drink is bacon!

Your tits are bacon!

by JbaconJ January 25, 2022

bacon

delicious food that comes from a pig

me: i love bacon

by Gryphon370 February 5, 2022

bacon

mad. just mad.

*mad walks by*
"we it smells like bacon"

by jdjsksoawknebds February 9, 2022