friend fisher

people who go onto popular chatrooms and send thier myspace link over and over and over again

Paramore chatroom

alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me


Mike: gahhhh darn friend fishers!!!! enufff!!!!

jon: yea thats the only way they friend fishers get friends.

by mike l vick October 22, 2008

Remora friend

The ugly friend that every hot girl has that clings onto them like a remora to a shark. The remora friend always follows the hot friend trying to pick up the scraps she leaves behind. The hotter the girl, the more likely she is to pick up remoras

Look at all of your hot girl friends, find the ugly one, that's the remora friend

by TheDarkness922 June 23, 2011

Disguise Friend

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.

"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"

by Ryan_Mcsexypants October 1, 2015

Flintstone Friend

A person you are friends with in real life, but are not friends with on Facebook.

I don't want them to see my profile, that's why they're a Flintstone Friend.

by rheniumoxide February 9, 2015

Anti friend

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.

Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.

by nutella137 September 7, 2020

Friend-lust

A term that is supposed to mean that you have a very strong desire to be friends but someone but can come off as creepily sexual and overly forceful

Tolu: Shryans was going to talk to me but I mentioned my friend-lust for him and he got scared

by rachelsennotstits September 15, 2017

sidewalk friend

A sidewalk friend is the one in a group who automatically moves behind on a narrow sidewalk, assuming the least value in themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who’s that behind you?
Person 2: Huh? Oh, her? She’s nobody, just my sidewalk friend.

by BossBitchAvery August 22, 2021