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Jay

Jays are normally described to move like a truck. The weasel at the end of suicide squad is the perfect example to how jays will walk. Jays are known to have very bad back posture from having an unhealthy obsession with Pokémon go.
‘Jays back was hurting so much after playing Pokemon go again for the 5th time in an hour’
by BundaLengerz September 18, 2021
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JAY-Z

Also known as Shawn Corey Carter: a rapper, a poet, a music genius, a billionaire and probably the wisest man on earth.
He happens to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Person: JAY-Z said “you in the presence of a king, scratch that, you in the presence of a God” I wanna be like JAY-Z… a God
by THEQUITOWORLD November 22, 2021
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jay crimas

the boy ive had a cruxh on for 6 months
friend: whose your crush
me: jay crimas
friend: ...
by crackheadbaby December 21, 2022
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jay nichols

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Jay

A person who is literally a ball of fat.

His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
"You're such a Jay!"
"Stop being such a Jay."
"That guy's a real Jay."
by therealbbg December 9, 2018
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Jay

A guy who does not act his age and forgets to take his medicine. He never stops screaming about stupid shit and wants to play Golf It! on steam. Nonetheless Jay is a great friend and really funny.
JAY SHUT UP!
by Jay(AAS) November 23, 2023
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jay

that is a beautiful human being.

they are very fine & loveable.

you shouldn't get on their bad side bc that would be losing the best person you ever had.
Don't disrespect or judge them bc they will beat your ass.
Be kind always. You never know who needs it.
Jay is very kind.

Nana: i like jay very much bc they don't judge ones ideas and opinions on a lot of stuff. They're also very pretty & awesome people!
by yourm0mispretty November 21, 2021
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