A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.
Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
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When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021

sexual attraction to feet 😏
by someone is cool August 29, 2021
