One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 07, 2013
"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
by BeatsByRay April 23, 2016
Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).
by locajellz September 03, 2018
by :):D:(cookie September 05, 2021
When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021
by WalterHartwellWhiteStan June 29, 2022
A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.
by Kevin Kage July 01, 2012