Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse
"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."
by Afinted November 05, 2022
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child boil

we ran out of food so we had to child boil
by Child Beater October 08, 2019
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A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022
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gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals
jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents
by stevington_ May 30, 2024
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Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.
“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”
by Scarfkat April 18, 2025
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Meme Child

A person who has become familiar with many types of memes, vines, Reddit stories and posts, and comedy skits that have most likely been animated to. Meme Children are usually socially awkward, not very popular, funny and/or weird people. Some people can take it too far, so watch out for them.
by BiFallenAngel01 February 09, 2019
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Child from the brown

When a guy ejaculates into another mans ass, another man then proceeds to fuck that man in the ass, thus smeering the previous mans semen on his penis. That man then inpregnates a woman with the first mans sperm.
Dang, we're gonna have a "Child from the brown" cause of my latest orgy.
by Bitch_wheres_my_tophat January 24, 2017
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