swamp turkey

a dirty, nasty ass ho.

stop being a swamp turkey.

by samiqueen September 14, 2020

Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

Turkey

Someone that’s a hoe, thot, or slut

Nah real shit tho dummy she a turkey forreal

by Woeedumbass October 30, 2020

Turkey Fingered

You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement

Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020

sloppy turkey

having a girl suck you off thanksgiving style under the table

ayo my ex gave me the sloppy turkey during thanksgiving yesterday

by Iyahxsisive November 8, 2020

Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

Turkey hole

A tight squeeze or having little room for error.

The quarterback had to throw the ball in the turkey hole in order to complete the pass between the defenders.

by 209 Words of the Moment October 4, 2020